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About Roast My Coffee Order

Your order says more than you think. To use it, make your picks and tap the button. Every result is worked out on your own device the moment you tap the button โ€” there's no account, no waiting and no server doing the thinking.

Because the result is derived from what you actually entered, the same input always reaches the same verdict. Reroll rewrites the wording without changing the verdict, so you can find a phrasing you like without the answer shifting under you. Every result can be turned into a share card you can save or post โ€” that part is free, no unlock needed.

Roast My Coffee Order is free to use several times a day. If you want unlimited runs and the deeper breakdowns, a one-time $4.99 unlocks this app forever โ€” or $19 unlocks all 50.

Common questions

Is Roast My Coffee Order free?

Yes โ€” you get free runs every day, and the allowance resets each morning. Unlimited use and the deeper analysis are a one-time $4.99 for this app, or $19 for all 50 apps together. There's no subscription.

Does anything I type get uploaded?

No. Roast My Coffee Order runs entirely in your browser. What you type is never sent to a server and never stored anywhere but your own device.

How is the score worked out?

It reads what you entered for specific signals and weighs them, rather than picking a number at random. Two inputs that genuinely differ will score differently, and the same input always scores the same.

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