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    About Roast My Startup

    Pitch it. Get the investor's real reaction. To use it, paste or type what you want looked at and tap the button. Every result is worked out on your own device the moment you tap the button β€” there's no account, no waiting and no server doing the thinking.

    Because the result is derived from what you actually entered, the same input always reaches the same verdict. Reroll rewrites the wording without changing the verdict, so you can find a phrasing you like without the answer shifting under you. Every result can be turned into a share card you can save or post β€” that part is free, no unlock needed.

    This app is free to use, with no run limit. If you want the whole set, $19 unlocks all 50 apps in one payment.

    Common questions

    Is Roast My Startup free?

    Yes β€” this one is free to use with no run limit and no subscription. If you want the whole set, $19 unlocks all 50 apps in one payment.

    Does anything I type get uploaded?

    No. Roast My Startup runs entirely in your browser. What you type is never sent to a server and never stored anywhere but your own device.

    How is the score worked out?

    It reads what you entered for specific signals and weighs them, rather than picking a number at random. Two inputs that genuinely differ will score differently, and the same input always scores the same.

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