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Roast My Text
Paste the convo. Find out who's more into whom.
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💬 Paste the conversation (format: "Name: message" per line)
✨ Example
🧹 Clear
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Analyse The Texts →
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📁 Saved verdicts
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who's more invested
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B
The Roast
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The Receipts
🎯 Effort Scoreboard
✨ The Glow-Up
💬 Drafted Balanced Reply
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📋 Copy reply
🔮 Who texts first next?
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📸 Share The Verdict
🎲 Reroll
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The receipts: dry-texts, double-texts, effort
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